Wow this is just..disgusting.
I know it's been awhile since I played this game but I couldn't even make it past the first stage just now. Every little thing I did more often than not led to me flying off a cliff and into the ocean of death. Unplayable is probably the best word that describes this game. As a bonus the game has no screen-size settings so everything looks scrunched up and never mind I don't want to talk about it anymore.
It's really the saddest thing since Terms of Endearment.