Friday, April 29, 2011

XBLA Look - Nin2 Jump

Keeping busy with another review.
This time around it's the recently-released platformer by Cave.
Read about it over here.

Lady Sword translation patch has been out for awhile.

I never keep up with these things it seems.
If you have a taste for the completely surreal and can't get enough grotesque floating heads in your life then consider pursuing this game.

You can read more about the patch over here.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

XBLA Look - Strania: The Stella Machina

Another XBLA game just got reviewed by your favorite reviewer.
Check it out over here.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

XBLA / PSN look - Moon Diver

Another review! This time it's the recent and upcoming action-platformer Moon Diver. Read more about it over here.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

X360 Look - Divinity 2: Dragon Knight Saga

Hello Super friends! Here's my latest review for the recently-released action-RPG Divinity 2: Dragon Knight Saga.

Expect reviews of Strania and Moon Diver hopefully soon.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Want to see a new review? Request it.

I'll be honest here. I don't have nearly as much time for this blog as I used to. Currently I'm writing reviews for a handful of other websites (my latest can be found right here) and when my blog averages less than five visits a day the incentive to continue writing for it just isn't there. At the moment I'm working on Divinity 2: The Dragon Knight Saga as well as Strania and I'm sure by the time I'm done with those I'll have a couple other games that must be reviewed.

So while it means I have to be "that guy" I have a proposition. The title pretty much explains the gist of it but I'll go into more detail. If there's an interest in a particular game or heck even any interest at all I'll consider putting some effort into playing and reviewing the requested games. It gives me the feeling that I've been assigned a review and I'll put more of an effort into getting around to it. As it stands however if I don't get requests then the only updates this blog will be getting are whenever I finish reviews for other websites. So if you have any requests, comments, or anything else of the sort then shoot an email to

Here are the games that are up for a possible review:

Grandia Extreme
The Red Star
Bujingai: The Forbidden City
Neo Contra
Drakengard 2
Echo Night Beyond
Megaman 9
Fatal Frame 2
Muchi Muchi Pork/Pink Sweets doublepack
Dead Rising 2
Might & Magic 7
Littlebigplanet 2
Metal Gear Ac!d 2
Alpha Protocol
Way of the Samurai 2
Ys 7
Loco Roco 2
Ridge Racer 2 (PSP)
Star Ocean: Second Evolution
Valkyrie Profile
Space Invaders Extreme 2
Grandia 1
Final Fantasy 9
Adventures of Little Ralph
Transformers: War for Cybertron
Majin: The Forsaken Kingdom

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Okay...MAYBE I'll be in condition to write reviews again soon.

Fact of the matter is I've been a mess these past few days.
If you haven't already you should probably check out my review of Dynasty Warriors 7 because as of this writing at least 42 people like it. After that though it has been a slump...a very nasty slump. Currently the only thing holding me together to write this update is a cocktail of every sort of cough remedy I can purchase without a prescription. Obviously none of them work but they have made me a bit loopy which is better than nothing I suppose.

In any case I turn the big three zero in a few days and uh...strike that. Actually I'm turning twenty-nine for the second time in a few days. The big thing now is getting healthy and I want to ditch this cough and maybe work up a nice bod so I can throw on a luchadore mask, pretend I'm El Blaze from Virtua Fighter 5, and go around telling everyone my body is an unstoppable...weapon! Hopefully along the way I'll write some great reviews.

But seriously this cough has been the WORST. It's one thing to have a cough but when you cough every 30 seconds for the entire day you'll hardly be able to put together a coherent thought. This has delayed reviews and made me pretty dang miserable. The last thing I need is to be miserable and unable to hold a thought together for a review.

So wish me the best and I'll see what I can do about getting back on track.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Streets of Rage Remake is out

It's been a long long time but the final version of Streets of Rage Remake is out. Read more about it here and for crying out loud download it. You will not be disappointed in the slightest I assure you.